Yes I Am An Irish I Speak Fluent Sarcasm

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A man's best friend is his mother until he meets his wife.

May those who love us love us. And those that don't love us, May God turn their hearts. And if He doesn't turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we'll know them by their limping.

May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat: Consider this insult a double whammy. By saying, "Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat," the speaker wishes that a cat gobble up his enemy like a can of Fancy Feast, and that the Devil eat them both. It's a surefire sentence to Hell. Curses are far more detailed and nuanced in Irish culture, as compared to the traditional F-bombs dropped in the U.S. Here's another popular mouthful of an insult: "May you be afflicted with itching without the benefit of scratching." Burn.

Youth sheds many a skin. The steed does not retain its speed forever.

May God grant you many years to live, For sure He must be knowing The earth has angels all too few And heaven is overflowing.

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Seeing is believing, but feeling is the God’s own truth.

Now sweetly lies old Ireland Emerald green beyond the foam, Awakening sweet memories, Calling the heart back home.

May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.

There are two tellings to every story.

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