Yes I Am An Irish I Speak Fluent Sarcasm

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May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.

On she went, and her maiden smile In safety lighted her round the Green Isle; And blest forever was she who relied Upon Erin's honor and Erin's pride.

Here's to temperance supper, with water in glasses tall, and coffee and tea to end with -- and me not there at all!

If you're enough lucky to be Irish... You're lucky enough!

What is Irish diplomacy? It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell, So that he will look forward to making the trip.

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Two people shorten the road: Company makes the journey fly, as evidenced by one anecdote from Celtic folklore. In it, a father asks his son to "shorten their journey" to see the king, and refuses to continue on foot when the son doesn't know how. Frustrated, the son asks his wife what to do. "Every one knows that storytelling is the way to shorten a road," she says. They set out the next morning, and the son weaves a tale the whole way to White Strand. Lesson learned: Giorraíonn beirt bóthar.

Better good manners than good looks.

May those who love us love us. And those that don't love us, May God turn their hearts. And if He doesn't turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we'll know them by their limping.

To Age! To Age! Why does one care? As the wrinkles grow longer and gray graces your hair. Life should be simple because when push comes to shove, The only one counting is the good Lord above!

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