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May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.

May the luck of the Irish be with you!

Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer-and another one!

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale Were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille!

May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend.

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But the greatest love -- the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.

Health and a long life to you. Land without rent to you. A child every year to you. And if you can't go to heaven, May you at least die in Ireland.

It's easy to halve the potato where there's love.

He who gets a name for early rising can stay in bed until midday.

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