St Patrick Prayer

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The reason the Irish are always fighting each other Is they have no other worthy opponents.

Mere words do not feed the friars.

May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.

As you slide down the banister of life, May the splinters never point the wrong way.

May there be a fox on your fishing hook And a hare on your bait And may you kill no fish Until St. Brigid's Day.

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May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty!

But the greatest love -- the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.

May you have warm words on a cold evening, A full moon on a dark night, And the road downhill all the way to your door.

May you be poor in misfortune, Rich in blessings, Slow to make enemies, And quick to make friends. But rich or poor, quick or slow, May you know nothing but happiness From this day forward.

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