St Patrick – Kiss me – REIF

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Here's to eyes in your heads and none in your spuds.

Your friend and your enemy think you will never die.

Health and a long life to you. Land without rent to you. A child every year to you. And if you can't go to heaven, May you at least die in Ireland.

Here's that we may always have A clean shirt A clean conscience And a punt in our pocket.

May those who love us, love us. And those that don't love us, May God turn their hearts. And if He doesn't turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles. So we'll know them by their limping.

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May all your troubles be little ones and all your little ones be trouble free.

We are all of us in the gutter. But some of us are looking at the stars.

May I see you grey And combing your grandchildren's hair.

That one suffers from a double-dose of original sin: The Bible proposes that when Adam ate the forbidden fruit, he cast a state of sin on all of mankind. Today, if a child is particularly mischievous, he's said to have been twice-cursed by Adam's slip-up. The phrase became popular in the 1880s, when proponents of British rule over Ireland attributed the Irishmen's depravity of character (and the famine, some argued) to their second helping of original sin.

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