St Patrick – Kiss me – READER

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May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you!

Here's to beefsteak when you're hungry, Whiskey when you're dry, All the women you'll ever want, And heaven when you die.

A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.

The beginning and end of one's life is to draw closer to the fire.

Here's a toast to your enemies' enemies!

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The quiet Irishman is about as harmless as a powder magazine built over a match factory.

May you live long, Die happy, And rate a mansion in heaven.

May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.

Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord, and it makes you miss him.

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