St patrick – Kiss me – Drunk – Drink – QUAN

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In life, there are only two things to worry about, either you are well, or you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing to worry about, but if you are sick, you have two things to worry about; either you will live, or you will die. If you live, there is nothing to worry about, if you die, you have two things to worry about; either you will go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about, but if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with your friends, you won't have time to worry!

O b'ido hocai, is deoch deas e sin – Donaill Mac Bruan

May you live long, Die happy, And rate a mansion in heaven.

May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.

But the greatest love -- the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.

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Good as drink is, it ends in thirst.

Here's that we may always have A clean shirt A clean conscience And a punt in our pocket.

God made the Italians for their beauty. The French for fine food. The Swedes for intelligence. The Jews for religion. And on and on until he looked at what he had created and said, "This is all very fine but no one is having fun. I guess I'll have to make me an Irishman."

Let your bargain suit your purpose.

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