Spaced out Patrick

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Mere words do not feed the friars.

May the leprechauns be near you, To spread luck along your way. And may all the Irish angels, Smile upon you St. Patrick's Day.

May the most you wish for Be the least you get.

May those who love us love us. And those that don't love us, May God turn their hearts. And if He doesn't turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we'll know them by their limping.

May I see you grey And combing your grandchildren's hair.

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May you die in bed at 95 years, Shot by a jealous wife!

We are all of us in the gutter. But some of us are looking at the stars.

Be neither intimate nor distant with the clergy.

'Tis better to buy a small bouquet And give to your friend this very day, Than a bushel of roses white and red To lay on his coffin after he's dead.

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