Saint Patrick Day

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May the most you wish for Be the least you get.

A man's best friend is his mother until he meets his wife.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

May brooks and trees and singing hills Join in the chorus, too. And every gentle wind that blows Send happiness to you.

A wild goose never reared a tame gosling.

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Here's to temperance supper, with water in glasses tall, and coffee and tea to end with -- and me not there at all!

He'd offer you an egg if you promised not to break the shell.

Even a small thorn causes festering.

Every terrier is bold in the doorway of its own house.

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