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The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober.

A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.

What is but age? Something to count? Some people fight it as if climbing the mount. I choose life with dignity and grace And offer a drink to all in this place!

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

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May there be a fox on your fishing hook And a hare on your bait And may you kill no fish Until St. Brigid's Day.

Let your bargain suit your purpose.

It's easy to be pleasant when life flows by like a song. But the man worth while is the one who can smile When everything goes dead wrong.

May the Good Lord take a liking to you, ... but not too soon!

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