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May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.

May the Good Lord take a liking to you, ... but not too soon!

What butter and whiskey will not cure there's no cure for.

People live in each other's shelter.

May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.

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For the test of the heart is trouble And it always comes with years. And the smile that is worth the praises of earth Is the smile that shines through the tears.

May you look back fifty years from now and agree that today was the worst day of your married life.

May there be a fox on your fishing hook And a hare on your bait And may you kill no fish Until St. Brigid's Day.

Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer-and another one!

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