Pregnant Skeleton Irish Baby Women T-Shirt ST PATRICKS DAY!

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A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures.

Neither give cherries to pigs nor advice to a fool.

May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.

Grant me a sense of humor, Lord, The saving grace to see a joke, To win some happiness from life, And pass it on to other folk.

May you die in bed at 95 years, Shot by a jealous wife!

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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

Murphy's Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks. Everything takes longer than you expect. And if anything can go wrong, It will at the worst possible moment.

Mere words do not feed the friars.

Distant hills look green.

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