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May the rocks in your field turn to gold.

It's the deaf people that create the lies.

A boy's best friend is his mother and there's no spancel stronger than her apron string.

Here's to all of the women who have used me and abused me... And may they continue to do so!

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your father was.

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Walk straight, my son -- as the old crab said to the young crab.

A toast to your coffin. May it be made of 100 year old oak. And may we plant the tree together, tomorrow.

Health and a long life to you. Land without rent to you. A child every year to you. And if you can't go to heaven, May you at least die in Ireland.

It is often that a person's mouth broke his nose.

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