McMaster – Original Irish

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Health and a long life to you. Land without rent to you. A child every year to you. And if you can't go to heaven, May you at least die in Ireland.

Good health, good life, good beer! – Ed Quigley

May the leprechauns be near you, To spread luck along your way. And may all the Irish angels, Smile upon you St. Patrick's Day.

May you have: No frost on your spuds, No worms on your cabbage. May your goat give plenty of milk. And if you inherit a donkey, May she be in foal.

What is Irish diplomacy? It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell, So that he will look forward to making the trip.

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[ McMaster – Original Irish ].

Youth does not mind where it sets its foot.

May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.

St. Patrick was a gentleman Who through strategy and stealth Drove all the snakes from Ireland. Here's toasting to his health. But not too many toastings Lest you lose yourself and then Forget the good St. Patrick And see all those snakes again.

Humor to a man is like a feather pillow. It is filled with what is easy to get but gives great comfort.

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