MATTIE ST PATRICK DAY

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St. Patrick was a gentleman Who through strategy and stealth Drove all the snakes from Ireland. Here's toasting to his health. But not too many toastings Lest you lose yourself and then Forget the good St. Patrick And see all those snakes again.

Acting the maggot: Friend's messing around, being obnoxious? Acting the maggot. Phone taking forever to deliver an iMessage? Acting the maggot. Comparing someone or something to a wriggly little white worm means they're behaving like a fool.

May you get all your wishes but one so you always have something to strive for!

Humor to a man is like a feather pillow. It is filled with what is easy to get but gives great comfort.

Your feet will bring you where your heart is.

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May you always have money in your pocket a woman to love and a smile on your face.

Every man is sociable until a cow invades his garden.

May you live long, Die happy, And rate a mansion in heaven.

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.

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