Living in SAMANTHA with Irish roots

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God's help is nearer than the door.

May friendship, like wine, improve as time advances. And may we always have old wine, old friends, and young cares.

May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat: Consider this insult a double whammy. By saying, "Go n-ithe an cat thĂș is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat," the speaker wishes that a cat gobble up his enemy like a can of Fancy Feast, and that the Devil eat them both. It's a surefire sentence to Hell. Curses are far more detailed and nuanced in Irish culture, as compared to the traditional F-bombs dropped in the U.S. Here's another popular mouthful of an insult: "May you be afflicted with itching without the benefit of scratching." Burn.

Here's to temperance supper, with water in glasses tall, and coffee and tea to end with -- and me not there at all!

May the leprechauns be near you, To spread luck along your way. And may all the Irish angels, Smile upon you St. Patrick's Day.

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Praise the ripe field, not the green corn.

Broken Irish is better than clever English.

Murphy's Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks. Everything takes longer than you expect. And if anything can go wrong, It will at the worst possible moment.

Here's to the four hinges of society. May you fight, steal, lie and drink. When you fight, may you fight for your country. When you steal, may you steal away from bad company. When you lie, may you lie at the side of your sweetheart. And when you drink, may you drink with me.

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