Living in PATTY with Irish roots

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A windy day is not a day for thatching.

It is a bad hen that does not scratch herself.

May you live long, Die happy, And rate a mansion in heaven.

God made the Italians for their beauty. The French for fine food. The Swedes for intelligence. The Jews for religion. And on and on until he looked at what he had created and said, "This is all very fine but no one is having fun. I guess I'll have to make me an Irishman."

Better be sparing at first than at last.

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The day will come when the cow will have use for her tail.

You're not too old when your hair turns gray. You're not to old when your teeth decay. But you'll know you're awaiting that final sleep, When your mind makes promises your body can't keep.

Here's to beefsteak when you're hungry, Whiskey when you're dry, All the women you'll ever want, And heaven when you die.

Had you English not persecuted the Catholics in Ireland ... the greatest number of them would before now have become Protestants.

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