Living in MONK with Irish roots

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If it's drowning you’re after, don’t torment yourself with shallow water.

Who is a friend but someone to toast, Someone to gibe, someone to roast. My friends are the best friends Loyal, willing and able. Now let's get to drinking! Glasses off the table!

The work praises the man.

Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege.

We cannot share this sorrow If we haven't grieved a while. Nor can we feel another's joy Until we've learned to smile.

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Soft words butter no parsnips but they won't harden the heart of a cabbage either.

Here's to all of the women who have used me and abused me... And may they continue to do so!

Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one!

A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.

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