Living in MAYNARD with Irish roots

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May the Lord keep you in His hand And never close His fist too tight.

I'm troubled, I'm dissatisfied. I'm Irish.

St. Patrick was a gentleman Who through strategy and stealth Drove all the snakes from Ireland. Here's toasting to his health. But not too many toastings Lest you lose yourself and then Forget the good St. Patrick And see all those snakes again.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish And those who wish they were.

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[ Living in MAYNARD with Irish roots ].

Best while you have it use your breath There is no drinking after death.

Snuff at a wake is fine if there's nobody sneezing over the snuffbox.

We cannot share this sorrow If we haven't grieved a while. Nor can we feel another's joy Until we've learned to smile.

It's not a matter of upper and lower class but of being up a while and down a while.

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