Living in MAXWELL with Irish roots

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"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about." - Oscar Wilde

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale Were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille!

Firelight will not let you to read fine stories but it will warm you and you won't see the dust on the floor.

As you slide down the banister of life, May the splinters never point the wrong way.

If it's drowning you’re after, don’t torment yourself with shallow water.

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Let your bargain suit your purpose.

Both your friend and your enemy think you will never die.

Soft words butter no parsnips but they won't harden the heart of a cabbage either.

An old Irish recipe for longevity: Leave the table hungry. Leave the bed sleepy. Leave the table thirsty.

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