Living in LEMKE with Irish roots

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In life, there are only two things to worry about, either you are well, or you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing to worry about, but if you are sick, you have two things to worry about; either you will live, or you will die. If you live, there is nothing to worry about, if you die, you have two things to worry about; either you will go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about, but if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with your friends, you won't have time to worry!

What is Irish diplomacy? It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell, So that he will look forward to making the trip.

God's help is nearer than the door.

May you always have money in your pocket a woman to love and a smile on your face.

May you live to be a hundred years, With one extra year to repent!

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[ Living in LEMKE with Irish roots ].

Youth does not mind where it sets its foot.

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.

May I see you grey And combing your grandchildren's hair.

Here's to Eileen O'Hara For her life held no terror Born a virgin Died a virgin No runs, no hits, no errors

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