Living in JODY with Irish roots

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Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking. If you cheat, may you cheat death. If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart. If you fight, may you fight for a brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me.

It is a bad hen that does not scratch herself.

May your right hand always Be stretched out in friendship And never in want.

The Irish are not in a conspiracy to cheat the world by false representations of the merits of their countrymen. No, Sir; the Irish are FAIR PEOPLE; they never speak well of one another.

A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.

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There are only two kinds of people in the world, the Irish and those who wish they were.

If you're enough lucky to be Irish... You're lucky enough!

May your heart be warm and happy With the lilt of Irish laughter Every day in every way And forever and ever after.

Every terrier is bold in the doorway of its own house.

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