Living in GASTON with Irish roots

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It is not a secret if it is known to three people.

The quiet Irishman is about as harmless as a powder magazine built over a match factory.

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song -- it's that they know them all.

May the winds of fortune sail you, May you sail a gentle sea. May it always be the other guy who says, "this drink's on me."

A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.

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It's easy to be pleasant when life flows by like a song. But the man worth while is the one who can smile When everything goes dead wrong.

May the face of every good news And the back of every bad news Be toward us.

May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.

Here's to all of the women who have used me and abused me... And may they continue to do so!

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