Living in BONNIE with Irish roots

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The day will come when the cow will have use for her tail.

Health and a long life to you. Land without rent to you. A child every year to you. And if you can't go to heaven, May you at least die in Ireland.

The reason the Irish are always fighting each other Is they have no other worthy opponents.

Let your bargain suit your purpose.

May you have: No frost on your spuds, No worms on your cabbage. May your goat give plenty of milk. And if you inherit a donkey, May she be in foal.

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Give an Irishman lager for a month, and he's a dead man. An Irishman is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

May brooks and trees and singing hills Join in the chorus, too. And every gentle wind that blows Send happiness to you.

On she went, and her maiden smile In safety lighted her round the Green Isle; And blest forever was she who relied Upon Erin's honor and Erin's pride.

An old broom knows the dirty corners best.

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