Kiss Me Im GREER 2015 Tshirt Patrick Day

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There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish And those who wish they were.

The longest road out is the shortest road home.

Two people shorten the road: Company makes the journey fly, as evidenced by one anecdote from Celtic folklore. In it, a father asks his son to "shorten their journey" to see the king, and refuses to continue on foot when the son doesn't know how. Frustrated, the son asks his wife what to do. "Every one knows that storytelling is the way to shorten a road," she says. They set out the next morning, and the son weaves a tale the whole way to White Strand. Lesson learned: Giorraíonn beirt bóthar.

Walls for the wind, And a roof for the rain, And drinks beside the fire -- Laughter to cheer you And those you love near you, And all that your heart may desire!

Read more: What Irish phrases you need to learn before you visit Ireland

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We cannot share this sorrow If we haven't grieved a while. Nor can we feel another's joy Until we've learned to smile.

May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies and quick to make friends. And may you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.

Here's to me, and here's to you, And here's to love and laughter- I'll be true as long as you, And not one moment after.

May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat: Consider this insult a double whammy. By saying, "Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat," the speaker wishes that a cat gobble up his enemy like a can of Fancy Feast, and that the Devil eat them both. It's a surefire sentence to Hell. Curses are far more detailed and nuanced in Irish culture, as compared to the traditional F-bombs dropped in the U.S. Here's another popular mouthful of an insult: "May you be afflicted with itching without the benefit of scratching." Burn.

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