Keep Calm – Handle It – Patrick – JD

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May peace and plenty be the first To lift the latch on your door, And happiness be guided to your home By the candle of Christmas.

But the greatest love -- the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.

The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune.

Not in vain is Ireland pouring itself all over the earth. Divine Providence has a mission for her children to fulfill; though a mission unrecognized by political economists. There is ever a moral balance preserved in the universe, like the vibrations of the pendulum. The Irish, with their glowing hearts and reverent credulity, are needed in this cold age of intellect and skepticism.

Lie down with dogs and you’ll rise with fleas.

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If you want praise, die. If you want blame, marry.

Better be sparing at first than at last.

May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks. May your heart be as light as a song. May each day bring you bright happy hours, That stay with you all year long.

Here's to beefsteak when you're hungry, Whiskey when you're dry, All the women you'll ever want, And heaven when you die.

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