John Patrick Beale

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When the cat is outside, the mouse does be dancing.

Here's to all of the women who have used me and abused me... And may they continue to do so!

On she went, and her maiden smile In safety lighted her round the Green Isle; And blest forever was she who relied Upon Erin's honor and Erin's pride.

A trade not properly learned is an enemy.

If you buy what you don’t need you might have to sell what you do.

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An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.

A penny gets another penny.

For the test of the heart is trouble And it always comes with years. And the smile that is worth the praises of earth Is the smile that shines through the tears.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

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