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May you have the health of a salmon -- a strong heart and a wet mouth.

May you live to be a hundred years, With one extra year to repent!

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.

May your neighbors respect you, Trouble neglect you, The angels protect you, And heaven accept you.

A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.

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Let your bargain suit your purpose.

Youth sheds many a skin. The steed does not retain its speed forever.

Face the sun, but turn your back to the storm.

May peace and plenty be the first To lift the latch on your door, And happiness be guided to your home By the candle of Christmas.

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