Irish Today – Hungover Tomorrow

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Better be quarreling than lonesome.

May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks. May your heart be as light as a song. May each day bring you bright happy hours, That stay with you all year long.

May your laugh, your love and your wine be plenty, thus your happiness will be nothing less.

I've drank to your health in taverns, I've drank to your health in my home, I've drank to your health so damn many times, I believe I've ruined my own!

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[ Irish Today – Hungover Tomorrow ].

You'll not find a thrush in a hawk's nest.

A drink precedes a story.

We're sucking diesel now: When things are going exceptionally well and you've found success, not by luck but by your own merit, pat yourself on the back by saying, "I'm sucking diesel." Or, celebrate that your Oldsmobile Diesel started up for what could be the last time.

There's no worth to a story without an author.

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