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May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you!

A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.

In life, there are only two things to worry about, either you are well, or you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing to worry about, but if you are sick, you have two things to worry about; either you will live, or you will die. If you live, there is nothing to worry about, if you die, you have two things to worry about; either you will go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about, but if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with your friends, you won't have time to worry!

May you live as long as you want, And never want as long as you live.

May the Good Lord take a liking to you, ... but not too soon!

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Face the sun, but turn your back to the storm.

You'll not find a thrush in a hawk's nest.

Murphy's Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks. Everything takes longer than you expect. And if anything can go wrong, It will at the worst possible moment.

A Christmas wish -- may you never forget what is worth remembering, or remember what is best forgotten.

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