IRISH GIRL IN AN AMERICA

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Best while you have it use your breath There is no drinking after death.

Everyone is wise till he speaks.

The well fed does not understand the lean.

We're sucking diesel now: When things are going exceptionally well and you've found success, not by luck but by your own merit, pat yourself on the back by saying, "I'm sucking diesel." Or, celebrate that your Oldsmobile Diesel started up for what could be the last time.

Christ on a bike! Considered blasphemous by some Christians, the odd turn of phrase is a way of saying, "I can't believe what I'm seeing." First "#HotJesus," now this.

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An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.

Better good manners than good looks.

For each petal on the shamrock This brings a wish your way-- Good health, good luck, and happiness For today and every day.

Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one!

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