Irish By Nature Drinker By Nature

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A windy day is not a day for thatching.

May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.

May you have: No frost on your spuds, No worms on your cabbage. May your goat give plenty of milk. And if you inherit a donkey, May she be in foal.

May the most you wish for Be the least you get.

May you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint!

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Now sweetly lies old Ireland Emerald green beyond the foam, Awakening sweet memories, Calling the heart back home.

There's no worth to a story without an author.

The health of all Ireland and of County Mayo, And when that much is dead, may we still be on the go.

But the greatest love -- the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.

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