INGLIS ST PATRICK DAY

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'Tis only a stepmother would blame you: There's no need to be embarrassed or feel badly about committing a small offense, if the deed is so insignificant that only a jealous, belittling stepmother could find fault with you.

You're not too old when your hair turns gray. You're not to old when your teeth decay. But you'll know you're awaiting that final sleep, When your mind makes promises your body can't keep.

'Tis better to buy a small bouquet And give to your friend this very day, Than a bushel of roses white and red To lay on his coffin after he's dead.

What is Irish diplomacy? It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell, So that he will look forward to making the trip.

It is often that a person's mouth broke his nose.

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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." -Oscar Wilde

You'll never plough a field by turning it over in your mind.

Where the tongue slips, it speaks the truth.

Give an Irishman lager for a month, and he's a dead man. An Irishman is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

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