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A boy's best friend is his mother and there's no spancel stronger than her apron string.

May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.

Do not mistake a goat's beard for a fine stallion's tail.

To all the days here and after May they be filled with fond memories, happiness, and laughter.

May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.

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May the road rise up before you, and the wind be always at your back, and the good Lord hold you in the hollow of his hands.

We cannot share this sorrow If we haven't grieved a while. Nor can we feel another's joy Until we've learned to smile.

From the County of Meath, the health of the hag. Not of her but her drink is the reason we brag.

Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer -- and another one!

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