I hug my IRISH TERRIER so that I wont choke people IRISH TERRIER

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Here's to all of the women who have used me and abused me... And may they continue to do so!

A watched kettle never boils.

For the test of the heart is trouble And it always comes with years. And the smile that is worth the praises of earth Is the smile that shines through the tears.

May you have: No frost on your spuds, No worms on your cabbage. May your goat give plenty of milk. And if you inherit a donkey, May she be in foal.

The treachery returns to the betrayer.

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[ I hug my IRISH TERRIER so that I wont choke people IRISH TERRIER ].

We cannot share this sorrow If we haven't grieved a while. Nor can we feel another's joy Until we've learned to smile.

In life, there are only two things to worry about, either you are well, or you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing to worry about, but if you are sick, you have two things to worry about; either you will live, or you will die. If you live, there is nothing to worry about, if you die, you have two things to worry about; either you will go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about, but if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with your friends, you won't have time to worry!

I wish you health, I wish you well, and happiness galore. I wish you luck for you and friends; what could I wish you more? May your joys be as deep as the oceans, your troubles as light as its foam. And may you find, sweet peace of mind, where ever you may roam.

When the liquor was gone the fun was gone.

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