I hug my IRISH SETTER so that I wont choke people

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May misfortune follow you the rest of your life, but never catch up.

In life, there are only two things to worry about, either you are well, or you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing to worry about, but if you are sick, you have two things to worry about; either you will live, or you will die. If you live, there is nothing to worry about, if you die, you have two things to worry about; either you will go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about, but if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with your friends, you won't have time to worry!

Broken Irish is better than clever English.

There's no worth to a story without an author.

Here's to it and for it and do it again. For those that get to it And refuse to do it, May never get to it To do it again.

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[ I hug my IRISH SETTER so that I wont choke people ].

You son is your son today, but your daughter is your daughter forever: A man is only a son until he takes a wife. But as a daughter gets older, she will stay near the family, draining it of money and time for years to come. In Irish Gaelic, it's Is é do mhac do mhac inniú, ach is í d’iníon d’iníon go deo.

Here's to those who wish us well, as for the rest, they can go to Hell!

A hen is heavy when carried far.

Neither give cherries to pigs nor advice to a fool.

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