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It's easy to halve the potato where there's love.

Here's to beefsteak when you're hungry, Whiskey when you're dry, All the women you'll ever want, And heaven when you die.

"It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money." -P.J. O'Rourke

What is Irish diplomacy? It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell, So that he will look forward to making the trip.

May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat: Consider this insult a double whammy. By saying, "Go n-ithe an cat thĂș is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat," the speaker wishes that a cat gobble up his enemy like a can of Fancy Feast, and that the Devil eat them both. It's a surefire sentence to Hell. Curses are far more detailed and nuanced in Irish culture, as compared to the traditional F-bombs dropped in the U.S. Here's another popular mouthful of an insult: "May you be afflicted with itching without the benefit of scratching." Burn.

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A wild goose never reared a tame gosling.

Beannachtam na Femle Padraig ("Happy St. Patrick's Day!")

Every patient is a doctor after his cure.

Christ on a bike! Considered blasphemous by some Christians, the odd turn of phrase is a way of saying, "I can't believe what I'm seeing." First "#HotJesus," now this.

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