DRYSDALE st patrick day

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May your troubles be less And your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness Come through your door.

May misfortune follow you the rest of your life, but never catch up.

There's no worth to a story without an author.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

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The day will come when the cow will have use for her tail.

Acting the maggot: Friend's messing around, being obnoxious? Acting the maggot. Phone taking forever to deliver an iMessage? Acting the maggot. Comparing someone or something to a wriggly little white worm means they're behaving like a fool.

May you have the hindsight to know where you've been, the foresight to know where you are going, and the insight to know when you have gone too far.

May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend.

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