BEER MAKES ME HAPPY – Saint Patricks Day – Irish

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Be neither intimate nor distant with the clergy.

Here's to the four hinges of society. May you fight, steal, lie and drink. When you fight, may you fight for your country. When you steal, may you steal away from bad company. When you lie, may you lie at the side of your sweetheart. And when you drink, may you drink with me.

May your laugh, your love and your wine be plenty, thus your happiness will be nothing less.

God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world.

Here's to temperance supper, with water in glasses tall, and coffee and tea to end with -- and me not there at all!

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[ BEER MAKES ME HAPPY – Saint Patricks Day – Irish ].

God made the Italians for their beauty. The French for fine food. The Swedes for intelligence. The Jews for religion. And on and on until he looked at what he had created and said, "This is all very fine but no one is having fun. I guess I'll have to make me an Irishman."

You must live with a person to know a person. If you want to know me come and live with me.

May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.

There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish And those who wish they were.

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