BEER MAKES ME HAPPY – Saint Patricks Day – Irish

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The hole is more honorable than the patch.

A wild goose never reared a tame gosling.

From the County of Meath, the health of the hag. Not of her but her drink is the reason we brag.

May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.

Two shorten the road.

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[ BEER MAKES ME HAPPY – Saint Patricks Day – Irish ].

In life, there are only two things to worry about, either you are well, or you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing to worry about, but if you are sick, you have two things to worry about; either you will live, or you will die. If you live, there is nothing to worry about, if you die, you have two things to worry about; either you will go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about, but if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with your friends, you won't have time to worry!

Rye bread will do you good, Barely bread will do you no harm, Wheaten bread will sweeten your blood, Oaten bread will strengthen your arm.

In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.

Here's health to your enemies' enemies!

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