Bailey – Im Irish

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In life, there are only two things to worry about, either you are well, or you are sick. If you are well, there is nothing to worry about, but if you are sick, you have two things to worry about; either you will live, or you will die. If you live, there is nothing to worry about, if you die, you have two things to worry about; either you will go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about, but if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with your friends, you won't have time to worry!

May you have warm words on a cold evening, A full moon on a dark night, And the road downhill all the way to your door.

I've drank to your health in taverns, I've drank to your health in my home, I've drank to your health so damn many times, I believe I've ruined my own!

You son is your son today, but your daughter is your daughter forever: A man is only a son until he takes a wife. But as a daughter gets older, she will stay near the family, draining it of money and time for years to come. In Irish Gaelic, it's Is é do mhac do mhac inniú, ach is í d’iníon d’iníon go deo.

The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent.

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[ Bailey – Im Irish ].

Sláinte!: In an Irish pub, patrons toast each other sláinte (pronounced "slaan-sha") as they clink glasses of Guinness. Derived from the Old Irish adjective slán (which means "safe"), sláinte literally translates as "health" and is used as a stand-in for the more time-consuming "I drink to your health!"

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

It's easy to halve the potato where there's love.

May your troubles be less And your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness Come through your door.

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