ARE YOU ENGLISH GROWN WITH IRISH ROOTS?

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May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rains fall soft upon your fields.

May the saddest day of your future be no worse Than the happiest day of your past.

May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.

Ireland, it's the one place on earth That heaven has kissed With melody, mirth, And meadow and mist.

May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat: Consider this insult a double whammy. By saying, "Go n-ithe an cat thĂș is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat," the speaker wishes that a cat gobble up his enemy like a can of Fancy Feast, and that the Devil eat them both. It's a surefire sentence to Hell. Curses are far more detailed and nuanced in Irish culture, as compared to the traditional F-bombs dropped in the U.S. Here's another popular mouthful of an insult: "May you be afflicted with itching without the benefit of scratching." Burn.

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For the test of the heart is trouble And it always comes with years. And the smile that is worth the praises of earth Is the smile that shines through the tears.

Here's to the four hinges of society. May you fight, steal, lie and drink. When you fight, may you fight for your country. When you steal, may you steal away from bad company. When you lie, may you lie at the side of your sweetheart. And when you drink, may you drink with me.

Who is a friend but someone to toast, Someone to gibe, someone to roast. My friends are the best friends Loyal, willing and able. Now let's get to drinking! Glasses off the table!

Wherever you go and whatever you do, May the luck of the Irish be there with you.

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